One day, the two farmers went goose hunting together, and the positive farmer brought along his dog. He was so proud of the dog that he couldn't wait to show him off. They went out in a small boat and waited. Before long, a big goose flew overhead. Boom! The positive farmer brought the bird down in the middle of the lake. He turned to his friend and said, " Now watch what this dog can do." The dog jumped out of the boat and ran on top of the water, picked up the goose, ran back all the way on the top of the water, and put the bird down perfectly in the boat. The positive farmer was beaming from ear to ear. He turned to his friend and said, " What do you think of that?"
The negative farmer shook his head in disgust. " Just what I thought," he said. " That dog can't even swim!"